share a coke with a c o m r a d e ☭
how do you guys get the boards to stick to your feet when you jump?
#star trek#space#the final horrible frontier#these are the stories of the starship Enterprise and her constantly put upon medbay#its five year mission#to keep these damn maniacs from horrifying death in the ass end of the universe#and to boldly smack jim kirk upside his fool head (via jabletown)
"so… are you REALLY a lesbian?" no. i am actually 16 praying mantises disguised in a human suit. i am sorry for deceiving you
you must be really small then…only 16?!
please do not belittle our efforts. we are trying our best
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
DID YUO KNOE: Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch is credited for voicing the character Bill Cipher, but in actuality, Bill is possessing Alex and using him as a vessel to speak to the outside world.
Hirsch accidentally traded his soul to Cipher at the age of seven for a Snickers bar.
The entirety of the show Gravity Falls is just an elaborate cry for help.
If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2
if you don’t say “no bono” you’ll end up with a free album from them that you never wanted
A new Kingdom Hearts pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-pre-midquel sequel between Chain of Memories and Coded titled Kingdom Hearts 2.8439639567468 √12 base-65 Re:Re:Re:Re:Fwd Chain of Coded Death By Awakening Re:Re:Re: 592/9 Days FiNaL ReMiX HD Edition II
where can I pre-order?